I've been operating this site since 2000, with a mixture of hand-written HTML, Wordpress and Blogger. Had a major re-write in March 2013, all re-crafted by hand again (Notepad). I've improved my CSS skills so there isn't a table on the site, something I didn't think was possible!

Best way to get in touch with me is @theredpenguin on Twitter.

A bird

I think I'm meant to do an "About" here but I think you'd be more interested in seeing a random seagull.