As far as melon scratchers go, this is a honey doodle

A little bit of football news doing the rounds this morning …

Cobblers boss Jon Brady has spoken of his delight at securing the season-long signing of Fulham midfielder Matt Dibley-Dias, beating off competition from a clutch of other EFL clubs.

The 20-year-old is highly-rated at Craven Cottage, captaining the club’s Under-21 side last season, and he will now spend the next 12 months at Sixfields as he takes the next steps in his football career.

Dibley-Dias, who has been an unused substitute for Fulham in … wait, what? I defy you not to say his name in Ned Flanders’ voice …